Post by ninja1ninja2 on Aug 15, 2011 20:32:39 GMT -5
In the case of Pokemon Red/Blue/Green/Yellow/FireRed/LeafGreen, he got eaten by a Rattata on Route 1, due to the fact that he walked into the tall grass without Pokemon.
Professor Oak, who witnessed and was traumatized by this event, warns children to this day of not walking into the tall grass without Pokemon.
In Gold/Silver/Crystal/HeartGold/SoulSilver, he got bored of the Player Character's mom and decided to look for a prostitute. Since he couldn't find one anywhere, he decided to look in Goldenrod City, which meant going through the hallowed Illex Forest. After a terrifying encounter with Celebi, he was transported forward in time and currently resides in Unova as the guy who stares at the sea in Undella Town, occasionally coming out of the rock he lives under during the summer to gaze across the ocean, hoping to see the land he called home.
Since we all know May/Brendan's dad is very alive and well, we'll move onto the dad of Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. He died in a drunken bet with Palmer to see what would happen if he threw rocks at Mesprit, who quickly melted his mind. He died of dysentry as Dawn/Lucas was born.
And finally, as for the Black/White dad, he's probably Alder, and his badass chin-cup impregnated Hilbert/Hilda's mom. He doesn't like to brag that he was bested in the ring of honor by his messiah kid, for it would make Chuck Norris and Mr. T, his drinking buddies, feel bad about themselves.
Ash's Dad is the Pokemon Master, the greatest trainer known to man. In order to keep his position, he had to abandon his wife during her prengancy, and has traveled to [insert Generation X region name here] in order to fight a newcomer. He has starred in every episode of the series as the narrator who opens and closes every episode, and will appear in the flesh as Ash's last enemy before he becomes a true Pokemon Master, appearing in the series finale.
Professor Oak, who witnessed and was traumatized by this event, warns children to this day of not walking into the tall grass without Pokemon.
In Gold/Silver/Crystal/HeartGold/SoulSilver, he got bored of the Player Character's mom and decided to look for a prostitute. Since he couldn't find one anywhere, he decided to look in Goldenrod City, which meant going through the hallowed Illex Forest. After a terrifying encounter with Celebi, he was transported forward in time and currently resides in Unova as the guy who stares at the sea in Undella Town, occasionally coming out of the rock he lives under during the summer to gaze across the ocean, hoping to see the land he called home.
Since we all know May/Brendan's dad is very alive and well, we'll move onto the dad of Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. He died in a drunken bet with Palmer to see what would happen if he threw rocks at Mesprit, who quickly melted his mind. He died of dysentry as Dawn/Lucas was born.
And finally, as for the Black/White dad, he's probably Alder, and his badass chin-cup impregnated Hilbert/Hilda's mom. He doesn't like to brag that he was bested in the ring of honor by his messiah kid, for it would make Chuck Norris and Mr. T, his drinking buddies, feel bad about themselves.
Ash's Dad is the Pokemon Master, the greatest trainer known to man. In order to keep his position, he had to abandon his wife during her prengancy, and has traveled to [insert Generation X region name here] in order to fight a newcomer. He has starred in every episode of the series as the narrator who opens and closes every episode, and will appear in the flesh as Ash's last enemy before he becomes a true Pokemon Master, appearing in the series finale.